It’s like my body knows I have to go to work so it decides it wants a nap NOW even though I know my body hates naps
* LOUD NOISES oh god I just know they’d put balloons in there and the people watching would be laughing so hard ughhh
* losing my family (ie, death) (oh god if I had to be the one to kill them??)
* running from something scary as fuck and I can’t run any farther, lungs on fire
* stuck in a boat (like a crew shell) in the middle of a lake with a leak and piranhas or sharks all around (anything that would eat me still alive)
* snakes (oh my god that movie with the fucking fifty foot python thing with the guy half eaten flying out of the plane NIGHTMARES, MAN)
* running out of time (you have no idea how much anxiety this causes me)
* drowning, probably, or being stuck in space with no air. Not being able to breathe.
* in general, death, because I don’t know how to really deal with it yet. I don’t know if I want to. I should, but I can’t.
(Source: everdeenly)
simpledisneythings:
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Featured: Iron Man, Captain America, Hulk, Hawkeye, Thor, and Loki.
I must say that I absolutely love the Avengers and I’ve already seen it four times. I know that this isn’t 100% Disney, but I couldn’t pass up the opportunity to make these.
theavengersshouldnttext:
Steve Rogers: Honey, how’s the repair on the suit going?
Tony Stark: Piece of cake, sugartits.
Steve: Really, Tony? Really? Sugartits?
Steve: I knew you were bad at this, but I though you’d at least have some sense of romance!
Tony: whats wrong with sugartits?
Steve:What isn’t wrong with it? Nicknames should be sweet, like babe, or honey, or sweetie. Come on, Tony. You can do better.
Tony: if you say so, kittennuggets.
Steve: I give up
Tony: what did i do now?
mandylasers:
She started playing “E.T.” and said it was Steve’s POV. At first I was like
Katy Perry? Rly?
BUT THEN
You’re so hypnotizing
Could you be the devil?
Could you be an angel?
Your touch magnetizing
Feels like I am floating
Leaves my body glowing
They say, be afraid
You’re not like the others
Futuristic lover
Different DNA
They don’t understand you
DEVIL/ANGEL!? BODY GLOWING!? FUTURISTIC LOVER!?!? AND THAT’S JUST THE FIRST FEW LINES.
SO BEFITTING AND ANGSTY AND ASDFGHJKL;
tomhiddlestonruinedme:
thegeekindenial:
Nope.
(via mandylasers)
doublemaximus:
theavengersshouldnttext:
Thor: MAN WITH EYES SIMILAR TO THOSE OF HAWKS, I MUST INQUIRE ABOUT THIS BLOCK I FOUND IN THE ROOM OF THE BATH.
Clint: That would be soap… you can clean yourself with it
Thor: IT HAS A TASTE MOST FOUL.
Clint: Im pretty sure thats why you dont eat it.
Thor: THEN WHAT IS THE PURPOSE OF THIS BLOCK?
Clint: You rub it around
Thor: I STILL DO NOT COMPREHEND. PERHAPS YOU COULD PERFORM A DEMONSTRATION?
Clint: Yeah no. Ill ask tasha for you.
Thor: THANK YOU, DEAR HAWKLIKE MAN. I HOPE SHE WILL ALSO EXPLAIN THE ORIGIN OF THE OMINOUS SOUNDS EMANATING FROM THE BOTTOM OF THIS BATHING VAT.
Clint: Sure thing bud.
-
Clint: Hey tasha do you want to go rescue thor from the bathtub?
Natasha: No.
Clint: Please?
Natasha: No
Clint: pleaaaaaassseee?
Natasha: No.
Natasha: Ask again, lose an eye.
theavengersshouldnttext:
Thor: DEAREST MAN Of IRON, I AM IN NEED OF ASSISTANCE
Tony: dear god what?
Thor: THE MEN WHO RULE THE MAGICAL LAND OF REFILLING FOOD PLATES HAVE EXILED ME
Tony: its 1am thor.
Thor: I WISH TO RETURN TO THE LAND OF REFILLING PLATES BUT THEY HAVE BANISHED ME. I NEED TO RETURN TO THE HOUSE OF THOSE CALLED STARK
Tony: Pepper will get you.
-
Tony: pepper, you looked particularly beautiful today
Pepper: No.
Tony: but you dont even know what I wanted
Pepper: No. I’m not going to get Thor.
(writen by Pepper)
simpledisneythings:
Thor & The Lion King | inspired by [x]